T h e P a r k S i s t e r s: Liz & Astrid Shall Hereby Forevermore Remain Impartial To:

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Liz & Astrid Shall Hereby Forevermore Remain Impartial To:

the tragic heroine

.....heartbreaking

breton stripes

dinosaurs

script tattoos

rich, decadent, marie antoinette brocade and adornment

male bedhead

fatherly love and affection

women who understand all that encompasses being a former fattymelt turned grade A angus burger or former ugly duckling turned swan... and remain gracious and humble.

seriously funny guys like Tosh.0, Joel McHale, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, Zach Galifianakis

bloody mary mix on the airplane

TBC....

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