“GOOD” New Ina Garten Parody Videos Hit The Internet
Published on: February 26, 2010 – 9:58 am by Jillian Madison 
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The first video is all about the “GOOD” things in Ina’s life. Good vanilla. Good chocolate. Good olive oil. Sadly, there were no mentions of “good gays” or “good hydrangea arrangements.” I will say, however, that I came out of this video feeling awfully insecure about the herb-infused dipping oil I picked up for $7.99 at TJ Maxx last night. Could you imagine rolling up to Ina’s with a bottle of that shit? She’d throw you out of her barn faster than Rachael Ray could strap one of her awful, unsupportive bras.The second video highlights Ina’s annoying habit of constantly asking rhetorical questions. “How bad can that be?” “How easy is that?” “Doesn’t this look fantastic?” And my personal favorite, “Does this oversized shirt make my butt look fat?”
The third video is all about Jeffrey, and clearly begs the question… are these two actually still having SEX? And why is the thought of them having sex so nauseating? (Come to think of it, the thought of ANY of the Food Network hosts having sex is nauseating. Giada and Todd… Rachael and John… Guy Fieri and his right hand…)
You can watch the 3-part ode to Ina over at Gawker (they disable video embedding so I can’t post them here). Just make sure you turn the volume up first.
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