Monday, November 29, 2010

Hola!  Coma estas?  Bien, y usted?  Muy bien, gracias!  How was everyone's Thanksgavan?  Mine was mas o menos.  I didn't eat much because i'm having those weird appetiteless streaks where i lose mad weight.  Plus, i know you cooks out there know this--but when you're the one who slaves away in the katchan, you don't feel like eating your own cooking most of the time.  So i ate other peoples' leftovers.  Is that sad?  WUTever.

Because of this ubercold weather, i find myself breaking appointments to meet friends and putting off grocery shopping or eating out.  Is this why they say that winter is the season of sitting at home, watching football, and abusing

Cuz that's what i hear.  That's what a knowledgeable birdie tolt me.  ahdunnoes.  *shrug*
All i know is, it better start getting warmer fast because i cannot tolerate the cold.  I can tolerate anything BUT the cold (tattoo needles pokin 'n shading me for 3 hours, root canal nerve pain that shoots through the entire side of your face and down your arms, bullet wounds ~ jk no bullet wounds).  I remember the one single time in the history of the Life of Liz that i was so cold that i started becoming disoriented (like how they say it happens in those disaster movies like Alive-u know, that movie where their plane crashed and they et each other) and i started hallucinating and had to keep telling myself not to go to sleeeeeee~eeep.... don't close ur eyes Liz!! don't close your eyes!!!!.....  This was at the Georgia Dome for the American Idol auditions.  Not me, u crazies!  I cain't sang worth jack!  I can't even sing at karaoke when i'm drunk and get all brazen thinking i'm the fifth member of 2ne1, the OLDEST BITCH IN THE GROUP *SADFACE SADFACE SADFACE* *SOLITARY TEAR* No ~ I graciously volunteered to go with my friend Karlos to support her dreams of being a supastaaaa!! *cue molly shannon kneeling VICTORYYYY*  It was about 13 hrs of Saw XXVII JIGSAW TORTURE.  We shivered so hard that suddenly we didn't shiver anymore and delirium set in as we began to see rescue helicopters dropping hotpockets and hot chocolate inside the dome and ryan seacrest looked uberly hawt and the lawn was actually sand on a caribbean beach.  It's crazy that Karlos was freezing because Karlos is NEVER cold since she has the blood circulation of one of those penguins in Antarctica that chills on an egg in minus 30 deg weather.  it's because she is evil. 
Omg. longest tangent ever.  This post is actually supposed to be about interior decorating.  
Moving right along... 
When it comes to interior design, it's not that difficult.  Simple and clean is best.  Minimalism is my preference.  And i love, love LOVE dividers, whether it's curtains (my fave) or bookshelves as room dividers, or actual dividers (i like the asian panel shoji screen dividers ~ tres exotica and cute-ica).  Here are some pictures i've collected of room setups that i <3.  i take great pleasure in maximizing the functionality and personality of a space and i like to flip through catalogs and am one of those weirdos who goes nuts in furniture galleries.  remember that Ikea scene from (500) Days of Summer?  ahhalmostbustedanutyo!  i sometimes fantasize of hiding in one of the showrooms until the store closes and popping out when everyone's gone so i can play house.  like natalie portman did inside a tent at walmart.  COOOL!!!!!

ps. i want a bookshelf with a ladder.  i love bookshelves with ladders.  MY FAVE!!!  i'd SO roll around on it and belt out a tune like Belle.  i wish i could have a library!

OK WAIT! TIME OUT! TIME OUT!  i dunno about this one up thurr. ^  This layout looks a lil TOO modern/contempo for me.  like if i look out the window, i might see aliens or something.  this is the shit that we will look back at ike, wuhhhh?  *like how we look at the interior design of the Brady Bunch house (those weird stairs) and That 70s Show (the browns and greens and oranges ~everything looks like it stinks of mold and weed)...

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